@LONEBLOCKBUSTER
IS THE STORY OF THE
LAST BLOCKBUSTER ON EARTH.

In collaboration with Justin Miller and Jimmy Schmidt.

A parody Twitter account generating over 400K followers. And yes, we pitched it as a show.

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Shared by: George Takei, Men's Humor, Cheech and Chong, Imgur, Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Keri Hilson, Adam Bain (former COO of Twitter), Blink 182

Mentioned on: The Paul Finebaum Show, Bob and Sheri, HLN Morning News Live Segment

Every time you return a tape without rewinding it a bald eagle flies into a plane engine.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) December 7, 2016

Netflix doesn't even have any stores.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 3, 2016

I don't know why but when we pull up your accounts we can see if you were adopted.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) December 27, 2016

That's it, if 10 people don't come in in the next half hour we're going to start spoiling your favorite movies. First up, Maid in Manhattan.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) November 22, 2016

We helped you through your childhood, the least you could do is rent Minority Report every once in a while.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 24, 2016

Sometimes we'll get excited when cars pull into our lot but then it turns out they're just divorced parents passing along their children.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 31, 2016

Our manager said if this tweet gets 8,000 retweets she'll buy us a stool to put behind the register.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 15, 2016

Colleen's on the phone with Google street view demanding they remove the shirtless guy in front of our store.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 19, 2016

CVS threatened to get a Redbox if we don't mow our patch of grass but we don't have a mower so what are we supposed to do?
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 2, 2016

Hey people stealing our candy, jokes on you, most of that stuff expired in 2008.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 13, 2016

The skateboarders out front have literally landed two tricks in three hours.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 26, 2016

We're trying harder than it looks.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 29, 2016

Here we go. Another week lending Kevin Costner films to people who still have dial up.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 6, 2016

Attn Barbara Gull, we found the copy of Steel Magnolias on our shelf. We apologize for the negative impact we've had on your credit score.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 16, 2016

We have a sign that says, "No shirt. No shoes. No service." but we're not going to be sticklers about it at this point.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) May 30, 2016

It's no longer financially viable for us to laminate Blockbuster cards so you'll just have to be extra careful with them.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 6, 2016

We have a wonderful selection of uplifting Pixar films if you're going through a divorce or similar legal dispute.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) May 21, 2016

Our manager showed up to work today in a neck brace but we're all too afraid to ask what happened.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) May 25, 2016

It's shocking what you can get away with when nobody cares about your existence.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) May 14, 2016

Our manager said we could turn on the A/C if we got 1,000 twitter followers and now she's acting like she never said that.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) May 17, 2016

Due to financial strain, we will no longer be purchasing any new additions of the Air Bud series.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) April 29, 2016

Our busiest hour is 7pm on Fridays. That's when Fran comes in and rents 3 DVDs.
— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) April 25, 2016

Lone Blockbuster

@LONEBLOCKBUSTER IS THE STORY OF THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER ON EARTH.

@LONEBLOCKBUSTER
IS THE STORY OF THE
LAST BLOCKBUSTER ON EARTH.